i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
billy has no friends oh my god
i want to reblog this every single day because its my favourite post ever omg
This video is amazing.
billy is HALLUCINATING NOW
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysisSooo reading these tonight. And I felt rather proud that I knew quite a few of these already. Like Voynich. Every linguist’s wet dream.
So I did a thing
Chiptune remix of I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew.
This is perfect.
FIRST THOUGHT?
(starbornekid made those midnight crew pixels, woo)
SCREAMING MY TWO FAVOURITE THINGS
This is seriously the best 8-bit rendition of a Homestuck song I’ve heard so far.
whispers its not just “a homestuck song”
Ohh oops actually you are correct sir. My bad. >n<
Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always nice to revisit them and maybe drag a few newbies in on the way down.
Note that some, perhaps a lot of these entries may contain potentially very triggering material.
GENERAL CREEPYPASTAS
- you’re not scared, right?
- mentality
- tulpa
- the kaleidoscope
- forgotten valentine
- string theory
- dear abby
- lost episodes
- fog
- he waits for you
- out with a bang
- psychosis
- anna
- on the bus
- the baby doll
- help us
- up
- the art of jacob emory
- the door
- photographs
- happy puppet syndrome
- persuaded
- the midnight lock-up
- perfectown
- the text message
- kisaragi station
- huntsville camping trip
- my fear of water
- barricade
- patient #0017983
- the cabinet
- the disappearance of ashley, kansas
- button day
- prey
- the thing that stalks the fields
- broadcast interruption
- la muerta blanca
- the agent from mipa
- interference
- the song and dance man
- fresh faces
- whispers
- funnymouth
- the dibbuk box
- raincoat
- the hands
- fenter woods
- hide
- love
- the creak of the door
- thanks
- the growths
- alone
- the story of her holding an orange (series)
- new city village
- gateway of the mind
- notes
- the blind man’s favour
- listers rache
- la nuit
- the thing in the window
- quiet
- darkness
- tower of silence
- the guardian angel
- a child’s eyes
- the dolls
- noend house
- internet story (video)
- julia legare
- russian sleep experiment
- falling
- comes the test
- the third wish
- abandoned by disney
- wake up
- masterpiece
- the memetic symbol
- chiasma
- normal porn for normal people
- pretend
- mr widemouth
- the message
- call me tomorrow, okay?
- dust
- liars
- evaporation
- doors
- the masked man
- ickbarr bigelsteine
- the systelien specter
HACKED GAME/PROGRAM/LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTAS
- majora’s mask: ben drowned
- xorax
- pokémon black (there is also a fanmade game, although it’s a WIP)
- pokémon lost silver & game (game includes a “hidden” route not explained in the original creepypasta)
- pokémon false red (playable ROM hack)
- come follow me
- snow on mt. silver
- fallout 3 numbers station
- morrowind: jvk1166z.esp
- the theater
- squidward’s suicide
- suicidemouse.avi
- dead bart
- candle cove
- happy appy
NOTEWORTHY NON-FICTION
- dyatlov pass incident
- uvb-76
- valentich disappearance
- albert fish
- salish sea human foot discoveries
- the grinning man
- green children
- robert the doll
- delphine lalaurie
- time slip
- cotard delusion
- benjaman kyle
- spontaneous human combustion
- toynbee tiles
- gef
- belchen tunnel
- lead masks case
- tunguska event
- unethical human experimentation in the united states
- gilles de rais
- unit 731
- polybius
- southern television broadcast interruption
- exploding head syndrome
- gil perez
- solway firth spaceman
- taman shud case
- black triangle
- out of place artifacts
- shag harbour incident
- kaz II
- the hum
- unexplained disappearances
BONUS! TAKING THE EDGE OFF
- the prince’s fresh start
- they’re everywhere
- the dead skull
- day of all the blood
- repercussions of evil (video, text in desc.)
- the theater gameplay and commentary (after the game hack pasta)
- pandimensional vending
- =3 lost episode
